| You, my friend, are a Lord of the Rings genius. You've read the books, watched the movie, and I suspect even devoured the Simarillion, Lost Tales I and II, Making of Middle-earth, and all the other Middle-earth books that haunt the markets. And if you haven't read all of them, you probably either will now, or have thought about it at least once. You know what? You will definitely survive Middle-earth and you definitely won't be eaten by wolves, stewed by Trolls, diced by goblins, sucked dry by spiders, killed by orcs, combusted by a dragon, devoured by the Old Man Willow, beaten to death by angry Huorns, imprisoned by barrow-wrights, or destroyed by a Balrog. In fact, you have a hundred precent chance of enjoying many grand years exploring it and its many peoples, cultures, and landscapes! In fact, you'd make a great Ranger, so go for it, friend! Nothing can stand in your way! |
